Five Five-​Word Picture Book Reviews: A Wild Windy Night; If You Run Out of Words; Mama in the Moon; Roar-​Choo!; This Is Not My Lunchbox!

Things went sideways with my plans for May, so we’ll launch the month with the increasingly (in)famous Five-​W0rd Reviews instead of our regularly scheduled joint PB review.

Here we go!


Author: Yui Abe
Illustrator: Yui Abe
Museyon
1 April 2024
40 pages

Ryan’s five-​word review: Windswept fun–bedtime fears goodbye!

4 out of 5 yawns


Author: Felicita Sala
Illustrator: Felicita Sala
Harry N. Abrams
9 April 2024
48 pages

Ryan’s five-​word review: Worried child, wonderful word-​weaving dad.

4.5 out of 5 bedtime questions


Author: Doreen Cronin
Illustrator: Brian Cronin
Rocky Pond Books
30 January 2024
40 pages

Ryan’s five-​word review: Moonlight magic for tiny worries.

4.25 out of 5 Mama hugs


Author: Charlotte Cheng
Illustrator: Dan Santat
Rocky Pond Books
9 April 2024
40 pages

Ryan’s five-​word review: Cold-​ridden dragon learns to rest.

4.25 out of 5 cups of tea


Author: Jennifer Dupuis
Illustrator: Carol Schwartz
Tilbury House
16 April 2024
32 pages

Ryan’s five-​word review: Tasty text–terrific animal treats.

4 out of 5 wiggly worms

Picture Book List: 13 Terrific Books About Spiders

Why is this Bonus Monday offering a list focused on spiders? Because August includes…Spider-man Day! Seriously, it’s a thing–as you can see from articles at National Today and ComicBook.com.

So, why not fire off some well-​wishes to everyone’s friendly neighborhood web slinger while the following picture book authors spin stories about other (mostly friendly) spiders?

Enjoy!


Aaaaarrgghh! Spider! by Lydia Monks (April 2004)

From Goodreads: “Don’t let this lonely spider frighten you! She just wants to be a family pet—and she thinks she would make a better pet than the typical dog or cat. But every time this clever spider tries to impress her chosen family, she scares them instead, until the day she unwittingly enchants them. Aaaarrgghh! Spider! spins a lively tale about one creature’s efforts to find her place..”

AGES 3–7

 

Bear’s Scare by Jacob Grant (June 2018)

From Goodreads: “Bear likes to keep his house clean and tidy. In fact, the only thing Bear loves more than cleaning is taking care of his small stuffed friend, Ursa.

Then Bear sees a sticky spiderweb … and where there’s a web there is certainly a spider! The messy guest must be found, but what Bear and Ursa finally discover might just be an unlikely friend.

Opposites attract in this adorable story, where new friends come in all shapes and sizes.”

AGES 3–6

 

Be Nice to Spiders by Margaret Bloy Graham (Sept 1967)

From Goodreads: “When Billy left his pet spider, Helen, at the Zoo, the animals suddenly became happy and contented. The lions snoozed all day long, the elephants enjoyed their baths, and the zebras ate their hay in peace — all because Helen was spinning webs and catching flies.

But one day Helen’s webs were swept away. The Keeper had the cages cleaned for the Mayor’s inspection tour. Soon the flies were back again and the animals were miserable once more. But not for long…

Children will be fascinated and amused by the way Helen solved the problem and won a permanent place of honor for herself in the Zoo.

Margaret Bloy Graham’s pictures match the wit and charm of her delightful story.”

AGES 3–7

 

Diary of a Spider by Doreen Cronin, illustrated by Harry Bliss (Jan 2013)

From Goodreads: “This is the diary… of a spider. But don’t be worried – he’s more scared of you and your gigantic shoe! Actually, he’s a lot like you. He goes to gym class and has Grandparents’ Day at school. But he also spins sticky webs, scales walls, and takes wind–catching lessons. Lucky for him, his best friend is a fly!

Doreen Cronin and Harry Bliss, the team behind the #1 bestselling Diary Of A Worm, spin a hilarious tale about the upside–down web world of an eight–legged charmer and his unlikely friend, Fly.”

AGES 3–7

 

Frank the Seven-​Legged Spider by Michaele Razi (Sept 2017)

From Goodreads: “Frank loves being a spider, especially the part that involves having eight glorious legs. But one morning Frank wakes up missing a leg. One of his friends exclaims, “I barely recognize him!” Another friend asks, “Are you still a spider, Frank?” Is he still a spider? Frank doesn’t know. And so a quest ensues as Frank searches for his leg and the answer to his identity. ”

AGES 3–7

 

I’m Trying to Love Spiders by Bethany Barton (July 2019)

From Goodreads: “The Official Spider Test.
What do you do when you see a spider?

a. Lay on a BIG spidey smoocheroo.
b. Smile, but back away slowly.
c. Grab the closest object, wind up, and let it fly.
d. Run away screaming.

If you chose b, c, or d, then this book is for you! (If you chose a, you might be crazy.)

I’m Trying to Love Spiders will help you see these amazing arachnids in a whole new light, from their awesomely excessive eight eyes, to the seventy-​five pounds of bugs a spider can eat in a single year! And you’re sure to feel better knowing you have a better chance of being struck by lightning than being fatally bit by a spider. Comforting, right? No? Either way, there’s heaps more information in here to help you forget your fears … or at least laugh a lot!”

AGES 3–9

 

Miss Spider’s Tea Party by David Kirk (April 1994)

From Goodreads: “The modern classic about a sweet spider and her friends is now available for the first time in a Scholastic Bookshelf paperback version

Miss Spider can’t understand why insects flee in panic at her approach. Being a florivore herself, she only wants to invite them over for cakes and tea. The ironic air wafting through Kirk’s rhymed tale will not be lost on young readers, and the insects in the big, brightly colored illustrations bear comically apprehensive expressions as they hastily depart … At last, Miss Spider is able to convince a rain-​soaked moth of her good intentions … A sweet tale” –School Library Journal”

AGES 2–4

 

Never Touch a Spider! by Rosie Greening, illustrated by Stuart Lynch (Sept 2020)

From Goodreads: “You must never touch a spider … unless it’s in this book! This insect-​themed touch-​and-​feel board book is great for children of all ages and fits perfectly into tiny hands. Kids will love reading the funny rhymes about bugs doing silly things.

Children of all ages, 0 and up, will enjoy:

The innovative and engaging silicone touch-​and-​feel features on every spread
The bright and vibrant illustrations
The silly and easy-​to-​read rhymes that involve hilarious insects
Receiving this fun book as a birthday gift, stocking stuffer, Easter basket goody, road trip activity, or just because parents and their little ones will enjoy reading aloud Never Touch a Spider again and again.”

AGES 0–3

 

Seaver the Weaver by Paul Czajak, illustrated by The Brothers Hilts (March 2015)

From Goodreads: “Seaver is an orb spider with a sky full of inspiration. His siblings prefer tradition and aren’t afraid to let him know. But Seaver doesn’t mind! He loves his new shapes and isn’t afraid to stand out. Told with quiet charm, this picture book tangles readers in a web of delight.”

AGES 2–6

 

Spider-​Man Swings Through Europe! by Calliope Glass, illustrated by Andrew Kolb (June 2019)

From Goodreads: “Swing alongside Spider-​Man as he travels through Europe! Whether he’s riding in a gondola through the Venice canals or breaking out all his best moves to get a reaction from the Queen’s Guard in London, Spider-​Man is determined to have the best vacation ever.

Full of vibrant and hilarious original art, this picture book shows off the various European locations seen in Spider-​Man: Far From Home, and is told from Peter Parker’s unique point of view.

Perfect for curious young readers who love Super Heroes, the book also has hidden characters and details from Spidey’s world. You never know what-​or who-​you might find!”

AGES 3–5

 

Spiders by Nic Bishop (Nov 2013)

From Goodreads: “For the first to third grade set, spiders are fascinating and suitably gruesome, especially when looked at in EXTREME close-​up. Amazing images show the beauty and otherworldliness of spiders. Simple, engaging text conveys basic information about spiders as well as cool and quirky facts. One stop-​action montage shows a spider leaping twenty times its body length!”

AGES 4–8

 

Spiders by Gail Gibbons (Jan 1993)

From Goodreads: “Weaving webs, digging burrows, and floating on strands of silk–spiders are fascinating creatures!

From tiny baby spiderlings to large tarantulas, nonfiction master Gail Gibbons’ introduction to these intriguing arachnids reminds us that even when they look scary, most spiders are harmless–and even helpful!

There are over thirty thousand kinds of spiders in the world–small and large, colorful or gray–and they live, hunt, and adapt in different ways. A number of different species and spider behaviors are highlighted in this book, accompanied by clear, labeled illustrations and important vocabulary.

This new and updated edition, vetted by an entomologist, includes revised illustrations and the latest in arachnid science. Filled with interesting trivia and information on the history of spiders, as well as an explanation of the difference between spiders and insects, this is a great introduction that takes the fear out of our eight-​legged, web-​spinning friends.”

AGES 3–7

 

The Very Busy Spider by Eric Carle (Aug 1995)

From Goodreads: “Early one morning a little spider spins her web on a fence post. One by one, the animals of the nearby farm try to distract her, yet the busy little spider keeps diligently at her work. When she is done, she is able to show everyone that not only is her creation quite beautiful, it is also quite useful!

This multi-​sensory board book allows children to feel the pictures as well as see them, and is the perfect size for little hands. With its rhythmic text, The Very Busy Spider becomes an experience to touch, to see, and to hear.”

AGES 1–4

Author Interview: Doreen Cronin

Talk about ending the year strong! This month’s author interview is with bestselling, award-​winning author Doreen Cronin, who’s known for (among other things) her Click, Clack series. If you don’t know these books, please remedy that immediately because they are truly first-​rate. Here are just a few of my faves from that series:

Doreen’s also the author of Rescue Bunnies, Bloom, Smick!, and many other books. She currently resides in New York City with her husband, two daughters, and a dog named Buster.

Let’s get on with the interview!


RVC: You were lucky enough to receive some very early encouragement from a teacher. What was it, and what did it mean to you?

DC: I was a very quiet, very studious six year old–with a deep fear of speaking up in class. My first-​grade teacher, Mrs. Cooper, couldn’t really get me to open up in class, so she started to give me writing assignments. Funny thing is, I didn’t consider them work since they were chances to “speak” in poem, in song, and in stories. She was just brilliant.

After quite a few of these “assignments,” which were really just opportunities to be heard, she said, “Ah, I see now. You’re a writer.”

I didn’t know “writer” could be a job. I’m not even sure I connected it with books, per se, but I knew she was right.  “I am a writer.”  On the hard days now, I still have to remind myself.

RVC: You took a sidetrack from Mrs. Cooper’s plan for you becoming a writer. You went to St. John’s Law School in the late 1990s and practiced law in downtown Manhattan for a few years. What appealed about that type of career?

DC: The research–and the writing! A career where I get to bury myself in these giant, gorgeously bound law books and analyze cases and then write pages and pages of a position or an argument? That was, at its core, a writing job, and I absolutely loved it.

RVC: How long were you juggling the two careers? Were you writing the entire time you were practicing law?

DC: I wrote so much when I was practicing law. When time is scarce, you make the most of it. And when your brain is going all day, it just doesn’t shut off at night (as we all know.).

Luckily for me, my brain could review documents and read cases and write briefs all day–and many nights and weekends–and then when I got home, she wanted to talk about cows. I let her talk.

RVC: Your dual-​career story reminds me a good bit of John Grisham, who also moved from a successful legal career to a successful writing one. How did you know when it was time to stop juggling and take the literary plunge?

DC:  I don’t know how many readers are familiar with the “interoffice envelope,” but it is (was?) a large, manila-​type envelope with printed lines of “To” and “From” on front and back, to be re-​used over and over again.  At the top of the envelope was a deep maroon “paper button” and a string that looped around it (to secure the contents, ha!).  The mailroom would drop off piles of these and inside were memos, of course, and briefs you worked on that have now been red-​inked to within an inch of their original arguments (and not nearly as kindly as your editor’s remarks. Think “CRONIN, THIS IS NONSENSICAL GARBAGE” as opposed to “I’m not sure what you’re saying here.”).

Something happened a few months after Click Clack Moo was published and I would unloop the paper button on the  interoffice envelope and letters addressed Doreen Cronin, Author, would spill out. Readers were asking me what Duck was going to do next. And did I visit schools? And what was my favorite color?

That’s when I started to think about writing full time. I had lunch with two of my publishing colleagues and asked them if I should quit my day job. They both said “absolutely not.” So, of course, I did, because I don’t like being told what to do.

RVC: Let’s talk about Betsy Lewin. When did you first see the illustrations for Click, Clack, Moo?

DC: Oh, boy, very late in the game. I had never spoken to the art director or to Betsy. I was sent a copy of the sketches (by REAL MAIL, with STAMPS) and I was speechless. I had no idea what any of the characters looked like when I wrote the story. I didn’t even think about what they might look like.

Then I opened my envelope (another big manila one), and there they were.

It felt like they had been born. I actually cried. It was an extraordinary feeling to see them and meet them for the first time. Even if it meant crying alone through a fog of cigarette smoke. (Yes, I quit a long time ago.)

RVC: Why do you think her art works so well with the Click Clack books?

DC: Because she’s brilliant and funny and generous and so is her art. Betsy speaks in pictures and I speak in words and they just work together. Our written story and our illustrated story just understand each other and complement each other. I don’t know how else to explain it.

RVC: How collaborative is the storymaking process between the two of you?

DC: It isn’t! I like to write and then get out of the way.

There have been a few occasions over the years where Betsy will call me and say, “Can we talk about this page? I’m having some difficulty.” On every single one of those occasions, the problem was the text.

RVC: My kids really got a kick out of the Bug Diary series. The first one, Diary of a Worm, came out in 2003. What’s the story of how that book came about?

DC: I was trying to write a book about a girl with a really annoying kid brother (hello, autobiography). So when he bothered her, she would call him a pest and then…name the pest.  So, “You’re so annoying, you’re like…a worm!”  Then kid brother, being full of grit and resilience, would look up the pest and find out what makes the pest “good.”

Yes, pretty boring.

After about six months of writing that, I wrote a page where the kid brother writes in his journal as a worm, having been hurled that insult by his rude sister (hello, autobiography). After revising and revising that manuscript, that single page was the only page I liked, thus, Diary of a Worm was born.

RVC: I’m glad you stuck with the idea long enough to find the story you intended. Sometimes those things hide forever!

You’ve been fortunate to have earned a lot of honors, awards, and successes for your writing. Which meant the most to you?

DC: The first one, the Caldecott Honor for Betsy and the book for Click Clack Moo. Why? Because I didn’t even know what it was–I was blissfully unaware in the most innocent and ignorant way. Wasn’t aware of the ALA awards, wasn’t aware what was happening on that Monday in January. I had the day off from lawyering and I slept in. When the phone rang, I had absolutely no assumptions about who would be calling.

Ignorance really is bliss sometimes. Once you become aware of it–YOU WANT IT.

RVC: One last question for this part of the interview. You seem to be drawn to animal characters. Which of them do you feel is most like you?

DC: Ha! Duck and Worm. Duck is the side of my personality that has a problem with authority, and Worm is the side of my personality that needs to write to be heard.

RVC: Okey dokey, it’s time to get serious with a capital S—that’s because it’s the Speed Round. Zoomy questions and lickety-​split answers, please. Are you ready, Doreen?

DC: Always ready…

RVC: The best place in NYC for bagels? Pizza? Smoothies?

DC: My kitchen! It’s the most boring of answers ever given to the NYC’s best question, but due to an autoimmune condition, I live a dairy-​free, gluten-​free life. So I make my own GF bagels, GF pizza, and dairy-​free smoothies. ALL DAY LONG.

I would like to take this opportunity to plug the enormous, counter-​hogging air fryer–because it has transformed my soggy, gluten-​free life into a crispy extravaganza!

RVC: On a scale of 1 to 84, how much did you intend Click, Clack, Moo to be a sneaky lesson in collective bargaining?

DC: Ha! ZERO. I thought it was about the power of the written word–and how language changes everything. My then-​husband called me a socialist after he read it.

RVC: If Duck ran for President in 2020, what would’ve been his campaign promise?

DC: 2020–Back the Quack!

RVC: Five words that describe your writing process.

DC: Chaotic, sporadic, hilarious, inspired, tiring.

RVC: What was your favorite picture book of 2019?

DC: I couldn’t possibly!

RVC: Best compliment a child ever gave your books?

DC: Compliments from children make me cry. The best one is probably “I want to be a writer now, too!” Mrs. Cooper strikes again!

The funniest inquiry I ever got was, “Are you okay?”

RVC: Thanks so much, Doreen! We really enjoyed having you swing by to wrap up 2020 in style!